Posted: June 5, 2011 | Author: Amy | Filed under: bathroom, decorating, dining room, guest room, home buying, kitchen, living room, repairs, yard |

After three weekends in a row of chopping, hauling and stacking wood from the tree, I’m starting to feel a little overwhelmed. There’s still a lot more work to do, and more than anything it’s derailed my progress on other house projects.
So I’ve taken a cue from the work life, and made a list. Whenever you get overwhelmed, just stop for two minutes and make a list, put it in order of urgency, then just do it. If it works there, it’ll work at home, right?
Well, this list started getting a little long. It’s realistically a very long-term to-do list, (very roughly) listed in order of priority. It could easily be 5 years before we get to many of these items, especially all that upstairs crap.
But I thought by sharing it here, it could create some vague pressure to actually do these things. And it’s going to feel effin’ AWESEOME to cross things off. It always does.
Exterior:
- Remove all tree logs, limbs, and branches
- Repair broken fence panels
- Plant 4-6 Leyland Cypress trees along fence to replace privacy of tree
- Trim dogwood limbs in front yard
- Install new mailbox
- Plant long bed across side yard fence line
- Re-screen porch
- Tear down old deck and build kickass new one
- Paint front stoop

Living Room:
- Locate or build barn door and install on sliding track
- Buy light colored area rug
- Buy more appropriate coffee table
- Hang art wall behind sofa
- DIY art for frame on top shelf of built-in
- Macrame hanging planter for corner

Bathroom:
- Remove crappy baseboards, marble shelf, mirror, light fixture
- Sand down all trim and walls
- Remove rusty shower curtain rod
- Paint uppers and ceiling w/ Kilz primer, then off-white paint
- Paint lowers in peacock blue
- Cut and install new baseboards
- Paint all trim
- Install new shower curtain rod at ceiling height
- Buy and install new mirror
- Buy and install new shelf
- Buy and install new light fixture
- Buy extra-long shower curtain and liner
Hallway:
- Paint all trim and backs of doors
- Paint walls w/ Glidden Inverness (need additional quart)
- Have 2×12”s cut to length at Home Depot for additional closet shelves
- Buy small trashcan/canister for dog food
- Buy short runner rug
- Hang small stuff on the open wall

Guest Room:
- Paint all surfaces (walls need primer)
- Re-arrange furniture
- DIY upholstered headboard
- Buy cheap metal bed frame to get boxs pring off of the floor
- Buy 3-drawer dresser
- Buy and install new light fixture
- Buy 2 nightstands or side tables
- Buy 1 table lamp
- Buy and install new curtain rods
- Buy/make curtain panels
- Buy new duvet or quilt, other linens
- Accessorize.
- Organize closet and utilize dresser drawers

Stairs:
- Paint all surfaces
- Buy and install new light fixture
- Have new carpet installed
- Re-attach existing hand rail

Master Bedroom:
- Paint uppers off white
- Paint lowers navy blue
- Have new carpet installed
- DIY headboard of some kind
- Buy 2 dressers
- Buy 2 lamps
- Install long shelves to serve as night stands
- Buy and install new curtain rod
- Buy/make curtain panels
- Buy new duvet or quilt, other linens
- Seriously organize walk-in closet to utilize space and store small items
- Accessorize.
Master Bathroom:
- Build shower stall and remove tub (professional plumbing)
- Build built-in cabinetry to fill empty wall
- Replace vanity with pedestal sink
- Tile floor
- Paint all surfaces (walls and trim will all need primer)

Dining Room:
- Buy long credenza or buffet to replace kitchen cart
- Buy more attractive garbage/recycling can solution
Kitchen:
- Repaint trim (when Schooner gets older/lazier)
- Have gas line run into kitchen
- Buy new gas range
- Buy and install new countertops
- Buy and install a white subway tile backsplash
- Buy and install new sink and faucet
Office:
Nothing! (Unless it needs to turn into some other sort of room in the future.)
Posted: August 29, 2010 | Author: Amy | Filed under: decorating, kitchen, painting |

Here we are, four months later from the day I started working on the kitchen (or, uh, thinking about working on the kitchen). And it has finally reached a spot that I’m happy with. Considering that we didn’t have the budget or inclination to rip anything out, I think the small changes all add up to a huge improvement, even if they’re not the most dramatic before/after photos. Let us recall what it looked like when we first moved in:


I was turned off by the paint color in here, ”Acorn Yellow” says the can left in the basement. From a distance, it was the same color as the fake butcher block laminate counters, so the whole place just looked like a blob of brown. I went with a light blue shade that would compliment the blue tiles on the floor, which I was not prepared to replace. The Sherwin Williams guy sold me on the expensive “Duration” paint, because even the flat finish is wipe-able for cleaning. Considering that the paint is covering the whole backsplash area I thought it would be worth it. And over the last few months it’s proved itself as extremely easy to clean, and it went on so smoothly and thickly, it barely needed the second coat. The fresh trim/door paint also did a lot to update and brighten the room.

Next up, how do I make this small kitchen more functional? The tiny closet was an awesome asset in this kitchen. I’ll take storage wherever I can get it, and this saves almost an entire upper cabinet from being taken up with spices and condiments. The inside needed some work, which was kind of a bitch. But now it looks completely awesome. Everything looks so organized on a clean white background. I’m getting goosebumps… could I actually be capable of organization?

I cook a lot. We eat dinner at home at least 6 nights a week. For me this kitchen needs to be functional, uncluttered and easy to clean up. There is not a whole lot of counter space, so I need to make the most of what I’ve got and take as many items off the countertop as possible. We use the toaster oven and coffee maker everyday, so they had to stay. You might notice the lack of microwave oven in some of these pictures. Well, ours hangs out on top of the fridge. I almost never use it, and on the odd occasion that it’s needed, we just take it down and set it on the counter. I’d rather have that hassle than have it constantly taking up valuable work space.

The other counter space savers are the magnetic knife strip, which eliminates the bulky knife block, and the white shelf we put up over the range. I was looking for a nice metal shelf of some kind that would work here, but the only ones available are at least 6 inches deep. In this position, 6 inches or more would have been ridiculous hanging over the cooktop, totally annoying and probably a fire hazard. So what you see here is a 1″x4″, cut to match the width of the stove, then painted with semi-gloss white (same as the trim). I used some white spray paint on the cheap little L-brackets, and it worked out perfectly. I need to have salt, pepper, and olive oil out in the open for cooking, and this seemed like the best way to have them out without taking up space.

The finishing touches for this room were also pretty easy and inexpensive. I sort of splurged on these mason jar soap dispensers, but I do like them a lot, and I hate having an ugly soap bottle on the counter all the time. The bulldog clip message board was another awesome addition, and practical use of an awkward space. The window treatment is kind of a sore spot, but it’s sort of growing on me. I do like the framed chalkboard, although I probably spent more on it than it’s worth. Anyone need 99% of a quart of chalkboard paint?

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, by no means did we “re-do” the kitchen. This was not a renovation, just a little spruce up to make things more attractive and functional for our short term happiness in the house. We’ve mentioned the possibility (in MANY years) of adding on to the back of the house and relocating the kitchen to create more connected downstairs living space. But obviously the costs of doing something like that are extremely prohibitive, and would only make sense in this neighborhood if we planned to stay here for 20 years or more. Aside from that pie in the sky dream, I think it would be nice to get new countertops, put in a backsplash, and upgrade the sink/faucet. But that will still need to wait a while, because those upgrades could easily run a few thousand dollars.
In the meantime though, there’s a lot to love about this kitchen. The appliances work great. I LOVE having the fridge on top and freezer on the bottom. I love the big window over the sink, and that I can see a car pull into the driveway when I’m standing in the kitchen, and that it’s a nice place for tomatoes to ripen. I LOVE the girl who lived here before me for painting those cabinets so well. And I like that the kitchen is a pass-through to get out to the back porch, which makes it a high-traffic area and not shoved off in the corner so the little wifey doesn’t disturb the guests while she’s cooking dinner.

I got away with not spending too much cash on these updates. Since there was no furniture involved it was a hell of a lot easier to keep the costs down. Here’s the breakdown.
- Paint & supplies [Sherwin Williams]: $55
- Mason jar soap dispensers [Van Dyke's Restorers via Amazon.com]: $39
- Chalkboard supplies [rummage sale frame and paint from Lowes]: $38
- Window shade supplies [Joann Fabric]: $28
- Tiny closet shelves and supplies [Home Depot]: $21
- Bulldog clip message board supplies [Stapes & Home Depot]: $18
- Magnetic Knife Strip [Bed, Bath & Beyond]: $17
- Silver switch plates & outlet covers [Lowe's]: $16
- New tea towels, dish clothes, and pot holders [Target]: $13
- Shelf over stove & supplies [Home Depot]: $8
- TOTAL: $253
Posted: August 15, 2010 | Author: Amy | Filed under: kitchen, painting |
Our kitchen has the tiniest closet. It was made to hold a fold-up ironing board, which must have been convenient back in the days when people still ironed things. The previous owner of this house threw some shelves in it and called it a day. It was pretty helpful storage for a small kitchen, but it was pretty ugly behind that door, and could be much more functional. So this weekend we made it a little better. Here’s what it looked like before:

It’s a handy little storage space, but it was fugly inside and needed more shelves. My first plan was to find some neat wallpaper to put in there. Turns out they don’t really sell wallpaper like they used to, and the cool stuff you see in design magazines is too ‘spensive. So rather than drop a bunch of money on the inside of a closet, I decided to just paint the damn thing white.
So I took out all of the shelves and got to painting. 3 coats of primer and 2 coats of paint. It’s Valspar Ultra White semi-gloss, to match the trim. Ahh, white and refreshing.

Halfway through, I made the realization that it would have been easier to just take the door off and lay it flat to paint it. Then 5 minutes later, while angrily painting the 4th coat, I broke one of the door hinges. Spectacular, let’s take another trip to Home Depot! The hinges were old, and probably would have broken on their own soon anyway. But that doesn’t stop me from being mad at them. Plus the only black, flush hinges they had were a little more kountry-kottage than I would have liked. But they’ll do.
At this point, I’m getting real tired of painting, and yet the shelves still need theirs. It’s spray paint time, hello old friend. Since they’re going to be inside the cabinet, mostly covered up with stuff, who cares if they have a perfect paint job? I just gave them a few coats of white Rust-Oleum semi-gloss spray paint, L-brackets and all. Eight nice little shelves, in their well-ventilated area, after their first coat:

These shelves are just 1″x3″s cut down to about 12.5″ long. There is a 1.5″ L-bracket on the underside of each. There were previously six shelves, which left too much wasted space, so I added two more. The cabinet itself is rather crooked, plus the opening was 5 coats of paint smaller than it was before. So some of the shelves really had to be wedged in there. Luckily, I had someone else do the hard part.


SUPER-FUN BONUS PROJECT!!!
Since I had to buy an entire 8 foot length 1″x3″ for the sake of two little shelves, I had some extra. So I had two 15-inch pieces cut for this other idea I’d been cooking up. And just to be clear, I sure don’t have a way to cut these at home, so I have the guy at Home Depot or Lowes do it.

I had been flip-flopping about what to do with this little wall behind the door. It’s got an awkwardly placed electrical outlet that makes everything look off. So rather than hanging a picture that will perpetually look crooked, I thought this might be more functional, and CHEAP.
This was extremely easy. I just painted the two 1″x3″s white, and stuck three little nails in each (evenly spaced). Then just hung these office supply bulldog clips from each nail. The boards themselves are attached to the wall with 3M Command picture hanging strips. Those strips work magically on things like this that don’t need to support much weight. I think this will be nice to hang little postcards, notes, shopping lists, menus, and this tremendous picture of my father as a tween.

All in all, I’m pretty psyched about the progress we made in here this weekend. This closet was something I’ve been putting off for months, so it feels fabulous to have it done. The kitchen is SO CLOSE to being finished, I can taste it.

Posted: July 27, 2010 | Author: Amy | Filed under: kitchen, knitting, office |
In lieu of sharing with you all of the things I’ve done lately, here is a list of the grand ideas I have for the next month. I just have to get my ass in gear and make it happen.
1. FINISH THE KITCHEN
Of course, the kitchen updates are no big deal. It’s not a “renovation” by any stretch. That investment won’t come for quite some time. But in the meantime, I’m trying to make some aesthetic and functional updates that will make it better in the short term. We’ve already painted, made a window treatment, and installed a magnetic knife strip. And the two little things I still need to get up are a shelf behind the stove, and some kind of artwork on the only blank wall in this room. The shelf is oh so close. And I’m flip-flopping on what I want to put on that wall.
The other issue in there that I’d love to deal with is the tiny closet. It used to be a fold-out ironing board cabinet, but now it’s a spice rack. The inside is entirely unfinished. I originally thought I’d just paint it white, but Praz had the genius suggestion to wallpaper the inside of it. My mom is on board with this idea, and told me to look at stores like Sherwin Williams that sell wallpaper and might have remnants that I could buy for cheap. So I need to investigate that.

2. MAKE A PLAN FOR THE OFFICE
I broke away from my plan of working on only one room at a time. But opportunities presented themselves that were hard to pass up. This past weekend my “paint whisperer” father came in to town and did away with the wretched aqua color on the walls of our office room. The room is now a soft grey, and it looks wonderful.
I plan on using two short bookcases, a desk and and armchair that we already have. But it’s going to need a lot of extra crap to get it looking good. Speaking of that armchair…I found some good ol’ boy who does re-upholstery, and I’m going to be able to get a hand-me-down old chair spruced up for $230, including fabric. Try finding a brand new, comfy, good-looking armchair for less than $400. More on that later. It’s going to be totally sweet in here pretty soon, but I just need to get some shit going.

3. START KNITTING AGAIN
Two of my co-workers are having babies, and I’ll be damned if I’m going to spend money on someone else’s unborn child. My standard new baby gift is the umbilical cord hat from Stitch ‘n Bitch. It’s super easy, and I’ve been using up old yarn making them for the child bearing folks over the past two years. So I’m thinking about trying out the Saartje’s booties pattern. They’re so dang cute, and even though they use devil baby DPN’s, they’re small enough that they should be quick to knit.
Also, I have a deep need for this knitted pouf. It seems easy, I would just have to buy those monster needles and some big yarn. I have to finish two sets of booties, though, before I can reward myself with this. Committing that statement to print makes it a definite. Oh, let’s also not forget I haven’t knitted a single thing in like six months, so god help me to even get one bootie done.

Posted: July 18, 2010 | Author: Amy | Filed under: decorating, kitchen |
I made this window shade thing today. I have a hangover and these pictures didn’t come out worth a crap. So, you know, my apologies.

I’ve been agonizing over what to do with this window for the past month or two. I originally wanted a light-tone bamboo roll-up shade. But this window is a weird size, 38″W x 41″H, so of course I couldn’t find one that would work. I realized I would have to make something myself if I didn’t want to spend hundreds on something custom. I bought this black and white toile fabric a few weeks back, with no actual plan of what I was going to do with it.
I originally had some scheme to make a roman shade, sans-sewing. But it would have been awfully complicated, and I didn’t feel like engineering a working roman blind mechanism. My brain doesn’t like working like that on the weekend.
But this week I happened upon these kitchen window treatments, which would be a much, much easier way to make something out of this fabric I already hastily purchased. She actually sewed hers, but I used good old Heat ‘n Bond, like I did on the dining room curtains. So I hemmed up a rectangle to match the window dimensions with a rod pocket on the top side and threw it up on a cheapie tension rod that we already had laying around. Then I made little accordion folds up to the top and tied pieces of ribbon around the whole deal to keep it in place.

I’m not 100% sold on this thing yet, for the following reasons:
1. It’s a little cutesy-poo for my taste. I think if you’re going to use toile, it should be in a classy way, and not a frilly, girly way. On the other hand, I can’t forget that this house itself is a little cutesy-poo, and it wouldn’t be appropriate to make the inside too modern.
2. The folds look too heavy, like I shouldn’t have made the panel the full length of the window. The ones she did in the Making it Lovely kitchen look so much softer with a lighter weight fabric. Plus she only needed two pieces of ribbon on each. Mine looked like a saggy mess with only two, so I had to add a third in the middle for support.
3. Since it’s constantly silhouetted during the daytime, the hemmed edges are really obvious, and you can tell they’re not sewn and they’re not all even. Maybe it just needs a white canvas backing? Can I Heat ‘n Bond that shit too?
So this shade might not be the forever solution I was looking for, but it’ll do for a little while until I cook up something better.

God, these pictures suck. How about a little sepia tone? Hell yeah, that’s homespun. Give me a drink in a mason jar.
